I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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