I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I had to cum in my sink.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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