i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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