just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
