i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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