There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I know her cup size but not her name....
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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