Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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