No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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