If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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