Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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