You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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