If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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