I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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