Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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