I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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