I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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