I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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