whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
