This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm really busy with my period
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