there was a trapeze. enough said
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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