I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
