Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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