We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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