She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just invented taco cereal.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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