People with herpes should wear stickers.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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