Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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