You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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