i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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