There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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