Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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