I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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