My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
the day after is always just damage control
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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