There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
