That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Randomize
