how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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