: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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