Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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