I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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