Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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