I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
