she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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