Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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