problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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