so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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