so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I AM VODKA MAN
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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