Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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