i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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