That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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