There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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