You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
