I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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